Tom Cruise was spotted with Shakira at the 2023 Miami Formula One Grand Prix… and yeah, let’s use the term “Tom Cruise” very loosely… for Tom Cruise has not been Tom Cruise for a long long time.
You know… Tom Cruise… the greatest super soldier clone project of all time… ‘the guy’ who regularly risks his life for ‘entertainment’… who jumps off
cliffs, buildings, planes… the Tom Cruise who’s face changes with every project… the Tom Cruise who is a better pilot than most pilots, a better actor than most actors, a better stuntman than most stuntman… who just happens to have a revolving door of face changes.
When I heard the news that the cloning facilities are destroyed… I wondered when we’d see proof of this with Tom Cruise’s ever-changing face!
Cloning Facilities Are Destroyed!! Watch For Malfunctioning Clones In The Future!!
Didn’t have to wait more than a day to see the new Tom Cruise face has everybody confused…
DAILYMAIL COMMENTS:
That’s actually Owen Wilson disguised as Tom Cruise.
Either Tom Cruise has gained weight or he’s using too much filler on his face.
His nose get weirder and weirder ….
Tom’s moobs are slipping. Time to tighten that tish up, buddy!
Are you sure that’s him ?
His wig looks ridiculous…
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